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Funky dreams
32 replies
241 days old
last post: Aug 16, 2019

Funky dreams

1 Name: T-Pain's Vege Garden : 2018-12-27 01:12
I had a really funky dream from my nap but I can barely remember it. All I know is that it shook the shit out of me. What have your dreams been like recently other anons? Have you been able to sleep lately with that thing being there?
2 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-27 02:49
In the last dream I had, I felt awkward being on the bus with someone, so I got off it early, even though it was well before my stop. Just to get out of that situation with the other person. So I was trying to walk to my destination, but I was a little lost. It was a rural area and all the fields were pretty, but there wasn't much to it. I'm more used to cities. Then someone in a white 2004 Ford Mustang tried to run me over, repeatedly, but they failed because I could walk out of the way at the last second. I eventually found a tower-like apartment complex that I crawled up the side of in order to escape the crazy person in the Mustang. This apartment complex, or whatever you want to call it, was very weird. It was extremely thin, and there was basically only one apartment per floor. There was an elevator in the middle, and the rest of the apartment went around it. It was a thin and circular building. But I was basically trespassing on people's property. Somehow, I made it into someone's apartment, and they didn't really mind, except that the added uneven weight distribution of my body being on one side of the tower made it start to lean to one side. Apparently the building was designed to be able to lean, but it still freaked me out. I'll get on my better computer to draw it.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-27 03:01
Here's the sketch of what it looked like:
4 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-27 03:32
drawing tablets are fun, even if you suck at drawing! uwu
5 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-28 09:49
Last dream I remember was from one of my slumbers a few days ago. Dreamt I had a portal that spawned demons in my bathroom, so I had to nail the door shut to keep the world safe.

Then I had to use the toilet.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-29 05:55

OWO wwats this
7 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-29 21:59
I normally don't remember my dreams but sometimes if they are particularly traumatic I do, for example in one dream I skinned my left leg and then got very bad diarrhea in my grandparents bathroom. It was pretty scary because I was worried my leg would get infected. I think in the dream it was a fashion statement or something (the skinning) but the feeling of air on my exposed muscle still makes my skin crawl.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2019-01-05 00:15
I had a dream a few week's ago that I died (don't remember how) and I got submerged in this liquid more dense than water. Everything was grey with wiggly lines and I felt like my senses and sight was combined somehow.
I think I was being born again because that is what it felt like
9 Name: Anonymous : 2019-01-05 01:55
For the past few weeks most of my dreams have been like that. I usually wake up at 3am covered in sweat and my sleep is interrupted for the rest of the night. It's taking a toll on me.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2019-01-09 12:03
last month i had this intense dream where it felt like I was rolling on MDMA but way more intense and nice-feeling than anything I've ingested before, and when I woke up I still felt a bit shaken and weird, and for like a day I was worried my brain had somehow tricked itself into releasing too much serotonin and that I'd get sad the day after or would have a huge tolerance
11 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-07 22:21
Not exactly a dream, but it's close enough. You'll see what I mean.

When I was still in high school, I was sleeping soundly but had woken up for a reason unknown at that moment. I lay face down, and as my consciousness was flowing back into me, I realized that there was an arm that did not belong to me laying across my stomach. At this point I'm having a major panic moment. "Who's arm is this? No one should be in my room, ever. Is there a dead person in my bed?"

After about a minute of this and a very small attempt at wiggling myself out of the situation, I decide that nothing is going to happen by just laying there. I force the arm out from under me, and quickly realize that it was my own arm that I had been laying on, and had cut feeling to it. I was so spooked (I don't scare easily), but I was having a pretty good laugh too. I did turn on the lights though just to be absolutely sure that nothing was in my bed.
12 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-19 08:23
I had a dream that every single one of the old internet communities I was part of had resurrected with all the people I knew on them coming back. I was a little disappointed when I realized it's only a dream.
13 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-08 15:25
Last night, I had a dream that I was travelling to Wisconsin, but then my phone's GPS stopped working, so I got lost. I ended up in some redneck area, and I went down some one-way road that led to a farm, and had to turn around. I had no idea where I was going. Some redneck dude pulled a gun on me for being near his farm. I sped off to get away. I eventually found a hotel. I later found out that it was in an area called Washington, Wisconsin, which was on a remote island next to a volcano (don't ask how this is supposed to make sense in Wisconsin). I got a room and someone complained about me being there, because people in small rural communities don't like outsiders. Then, during the night, the entire hotel collapsed, and I had to leave. I made it out okay, except that I could only get my laptop and phone, and I don't remember what happened to my car. Then someone offered to let me stay the night somewhere, but it involved going underwater, and I couldn't go that far, so they offered to let me stay with them, but only if I started working at a nearby gas station. I explained that I was only in the area temporarily and going to visit someone but they insisted that I start working as a cashier there. I don't remember what happened after that, but then I woke up.
14 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-11 02:06
I had a strange dream. A lot happened but around the end of it I literally fucked some woman (at least I hope it was not rape) and then there was some loading bar and then I heard "insémination terminée" then I had a kid and I woke up
15 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-12 03:37

That’s some pretty blade runner business happening there.
16 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-13 02:02
Still do not know what to think about it. But when I woke up I felt kinda energetic.
17 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-14 21:16
So I had a really funky dream last night. I was out swimming in some random lake (it was mentioned it was in England for some reason) when it suddenly got really stormy and the waves started coming up. These were fucking HUGE waves, and all the families and children started screaming around me, so I blitzed it back to shore by surfing(?) on a smaller wave(???). When i got back to shore I walked into a subway for some reason, but it wasn’t a subway inside, it was actually a medieval tavern, with a bard and everything. Someone says “welcome, traveller” and I wake up.

I still don’t know how to make sense of that.
18 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-15 07:15
I keep having stressful dreams lately. Things like missing flights, getting arrested, awkward situations...

Not sure what it all means to be honest.
19 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-16 21:47
They just keep coming. There was another funky dream today. I was talking a walk in my neighbourhood park at night when I head some sort of inhuman screaming, so I ran over TO it for some reason instead of bolting the fuck away like a normal person. It turned out to be a baby, which fell over, shit itself, and cried. It was holding a phone with a call from 45 45, but it ended before I could answer it. A family walks over from the path and a middle aged man talks to me about the weather, completely oblivious to the abandoned baby tearing its lungs out in front of him. Then I wake up.

I’m not making this shit up man.
20 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-17 08:06
I had two refrigerators instead of one in my dream last night, I guess that's sorta weird.
21 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-17 10:21

It’s a silent scream for your most carnal, animalistic of desires.

A second refrigerator.
22 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-27 01:19
Set a meter stick on the ground.
Pulled out a tape measure from my pocket.
Proceeded to measure some value.
Feeling of warmth.
23 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-27 22:26
Oh yeah, here’s a good one:
I dreamt up some sort of interplanetary space opera with actual proper history and everything. We were part of a democratic good-guys state based on earth, while the moon and presumably some other planets were basically operated by the space nazis. They set up a fighter mass-production factory on the moon, and the dream was mostly about the Normandy-esque landings that happened

I wasn’t one of the moon landing soldiers though, I was just some dude on the ground tasked with setting up a radio station in an overgrown jungle. Cue about 2 mental hours of cutting through vines with a machete. When I reached a clearing, it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw, think minecraft with shaders, but without the blocks, in real life. Like an elysium wheat field.
24 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-28 05:47
spess Nazis
muh wheat fields
Do you have something you want to tell us, anon?
25 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-29 05:07
Who are you quoting
26 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-29 23:27
The post he's replying to. Maybe you should read it.
27 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-30 04:04
Paraphrasing isn’t quoting.
28 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-30 05:07
It was a cool dream anyway
29 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-07 02:38
I dreamed that I was skiing down a mountain and into an unending abyss. Past the beach, into the sea, deeper and deeper until everything was black, cold.

I woke up sweating. Today is hot.
30 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-08 13:41
I had a dream that could be divided into a few parts. In the first part I was watching a popular twitch streamer live, but I got so bored or anxious while watching that I took the controller to play the game myself for 10mins until I died. The streamer didn't say anything and when I said sorry, I had to play the game, he said it was cool. Though I felt bad and figured I should donate 200$ later on in the week to make it up to him. I didn't want people to think I was being a jerk.

Since I felt bad I went upstairs to a bedroom and decided that I needed to exercise, right then a trainer, a fit south american guy, and his client, a very old lady start to use the room with me, taking up alot of space. I forget what they talked about other than the trainer saying he hates rap music, since it talks about drinking and weed. So he drills a cable into the wifi router and attaches a cable that leads to a floppy disk reader and plays folk country on floppy disks while his client starts half heartedly using a spin machine.

AT this point I'm doing pushups and I overhear that the client and trainer have a suicide pact and since I'm a witness they're planning on killing me too! The trainer shoots the client in the head and turns the gun on me. I run out of the room and downstairs where now I'm in my family's living room. I tell them there's a guy with a gun upstairs and we have to get out but nobody believes me. I try to dial 911 but I'm so nervous I dial 912 instead. My uncle says he's going to investigate and starts going upstairs. I run outside to the neighbours, screaming and banging on their door to get help and they start freaking out. The neighbours call for help but they only call their aunt to come in her car so they can run away. My mom finally understands how freaked out I am so gets in her van to drive me away. As I get in and look back at our house, I see the gunman again, chasing us. My mom gets so flustered that she swerves in the car, even though I repeatedly tell her to remain calm and that there's nothing wrong with going the speed limit as long as we're getting away, that she crashes into a tree. As the car starts rolling and stops I get out and can still see the gunman chasing after us.

At this point everything in the world get swarmed with bulls. Like running with the bulls in Spain tier. I look out into our neighbourhood park and I see a body hanging by a noose from a tree. The bulls are trying to knock it off. Then I become a bull and try to get away from the gunman but I'm too slow, I can't run fast enough. Some people are outside to try to kill the bulls using spears but I dodge them and then I can see him again, the gunman, looking for me. I wait behind a corner. As soon as he turns I surprise him and charge, he starts running away turning around to fire a pistol at me, but I swerve left and right and don't stop. I eventually catch up to him, knock him down, and trample him to death. That's when I woke up.

The only meaning I can derive, at least from the first part, is that I've probably outgrown watching twitch streamers, even if some of them are entertaining, and should just play the damn games myself.
31 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-16 14:20
I had a dream last night where I was chilling with some friends in a waterfront apartment in a city that was half-sunk into the ocean. We heard that apparently a giant monster named "trogdor" would be attacking soon.For whatever reason this didn't really cause panic so much as mild interest in getting to see such an event. Eventually he showed up, and we watched him rampage through the half-sunk buildings from afar. It was strangely comfortable standing out on the balcony trying to get a good eye on him attempting to knock buildings over.
32 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-25 14:59
I dreamed of a fest held on my local market square.
It has this fountain with some kind of sculpture in it, which for some reason was now a poseable sculpture of Godzilla.
A horseman was singing and playing guitar and I moved Godzilla so as if he was dancing to the horsemans tune.
From time to time I spat fire, such as that it'd appear like Godzilla had fired his beam.


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