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apple season!
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1 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-26 03:39
do you see this tree?
https://web.archive.org/web/20200926023911/https://afternoon.dynu.com/paper.pl?page=GreatTree

this apple tree will hold fruit until october 31st, so please try to pick as many apples as you can before the time comes. oh, and to pick ripe apples from the apple tree, simply roll a six-sided die and add your roll to a group tally.
new apple cultivars will be available with time. the link below has information on the current ripe cultivars.
https://www.lapaceksorchard.com/post/apple-varieties-and-approximate-ripening-dates

well, that's all i have to say. i hope this year's harvest will be a good one!
2 Name: ༼ ._. ༽ advanced info : 2020-09-26 03:47
posts that have post numbers with repeating digits at the end (aka "gets") have access to special powers.
these are:
* larger rolls. that is, picking apples involves rolling two six-sided dice, totalling the numbers, and adding five.
* access to magic. a wise wizard king once informed me words are fruit, and he was completely correct. simply put, describe the fruit or weather that you desire, sacrifice the 13 apples required for it, and your words will come to fruition the next day. the fruit will be available for picking or interaction alongside the apples for six days before it disappears.

it should be noted the sacrifice requires the construction and entering of a 13-point pentacle, which puts the sacrificer in direct contact with "the thing". if apples are harvested in the next hour of the sacrificer's post, the sacrificer will disappear from this world and their wish will be cancelled.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-26 04:05
bad roll...
i picked 1 snow apple... @
[i]what are snow apples?[/i]
snow apples, also known as fameuse apples, are red-yellow apples known for their almost-white flesh. they originally come from canada.
picture of the apple: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1339/applesnow2.jpg
total: 1 apple picked

hey >>4-san, would you mind helping me pick some more of these snow apples?
4 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-26 06:01
>>2
Oh shit what is happening
comfy gods give me dubs
5 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-26 06:11
whoa! oh mon, this is beautiful!
i picked 6 ripe snow apples! @@@ @@@

and look at this quote i found, by Jules N. Paquet:
What about the quality of the Fameuse Apple? I like the Early Astracan, I taste the Duchess beautiful, I enjoy the Soft Peach, I admire the huge Alexander. But I remain without expressions when I eat a Fameuse apple in our happy winter evenings. Is there a most succulent, most tasty; with a richer taste and more flavourful? In one word, is the Fameuse, no species will equal it in quality, argue its glorious title; Admittedly it has certainly not stolen it's picturesque name.
... sounds like poetry, doesn't it? for some reason the writing reminds me of edgar allen poe. (^▽^)
https://www.canadiana.ca/view/oocihm.8_04220_121/13?r=0&s=2
(the linked source is in french)
6 Name: ༼ ._. ༽ : 2020-09-26 22:12
1 fameuse (snow) apple was picked... ༼ ._. ༽/ @\||
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>>4
your goal is to pick apples from the apple tree. please pick apples to ensure a fruitful harvest.
if you have forgotten, the path to the apple tree is here:

https://web.archive.org/web/20200926200234/https://afternoon.dynu.com/paper.pl?page=GreatTree
7 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-27 02:01
the crimson gold and northern spy cultivars are now ripe!
i managed to pick 3 of them! (^▽^)/ @@@
total: 11

what is a crimson gold apple?
an unknown american apple cultivated in the 1940s by the unknown plant breeder, albert etter. they are directly descended from wild apples. and appearance-wise, it is red-orange in color and medium-sized. they have a firm feel and have a sweet-tart flavor when ripe.
picture of the apple: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1341/crimsongold.jpg

what is a northern spy apple?
a popular american apple: my grocery store sells them. they're big for apples, are crisp and tart, and have a bright red and yellow skin. spy apples are usually picked in late october, since they can withstand cold temperatures better than other apples.
since the spy was historically popular, the united states postal office has a 33 cent stamp honoring the northern spy apple.
picture of the apple: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1342/northernspy.jpg
picture of the stamp: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1343/northernspy_usps_33c_stamp.png
8 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-27 02:15
sweet, i got five apples! "O(≧▽≦)O" @@@@@ \||
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and spies are for pies, obviously, so here is a simple apple pie recipe made by a grandma:
Ingredients:
6 cups peeled, sliced apples
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
2 tablespoons butter
pastry for double-crust 9-inch pie

Preparation:
Preheat oven to 450°F (232 C).
Combine apples and lemon juice in mixing bowl. Combine sugar, brown sugar, flour, cinnamon and nutmeg; mix well. Pour sugar mixture over apples, and stir to coat. Spoon filling into pastry-lined 9-inch pie pan. Dot with butter.
Transfer top pastry to top of pie, trimming off excess. Fold edges under to seal, and flute rim. Cut slits, decorative or not, into top pastry for steam to escape.
Bake in preheated 450°F (232 C) oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350°F (177 C), and bake for 45 minutes.

also, did you know apples are made up of 84% water by weight? the stuff that's not water are wood, chlorophyll, sugar and gum, fiber, and acids.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-27 03:42
Applels. ☞⁂@@@⁂☜(˚▽˚)☞⁂@@@⁂☜
This thread is vary Comf. I grabbed an emerald gold apple from [i]Hermes Ibis[/i], om..⎷ ⎷ ⎷
Look! A ladder! Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
10 Name: (゜▽゜;) wait... : 2020-09-27 04:56
>>9
whoa... hey there, anon.
6 applels! that's awesome!
i just got 4 myself! ( ゚▽゚)_@@@@_
so that's a total of... 26 apples!

wait, did you just mention a ladder? from heaven...?

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11 Name: ��� : 2020-09-27 04:58
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12 Name: ༼ ._. ༽ : 2020-09-27 07:07
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2 apples were picked.
total: 2
"Words kill, words give life;
they’re either poison or fruit—you choose."
―Proverbs 18:21, The Message
those were the words the wise, old wizard king once told me.
13 Name: 'ヽ(°〇°)ノ' ! : 2020-09-27 21:50
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14 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-28 11:31
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at last, i have finally discovered gravity! i must write write down my insights in a secret language nobody knows!!
(and hmm. these apples... i know them. these are newly-ripe bonnie apples!)
total: 9
what are bonnie apples?
bonnie apples, also called bonnie's best apples, are from the american midwest. they're big and have creamy/pale red skin. they are described to have a tangy or have a slightly tart flavor and a slight floral/vanilla smell. they were named after a wisconsin woman named bonnie keehn who found an apple tree bearing these apples. finally, this is a pretty rare variety, probably only found in farms in the midwest.

this is what the apple looks like: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1344/bonnies_best.jpg
bonnie keehn also made her own special apple pie using this apple:
https://afternoon.dynu.com/1345/bonnies_best_apple_pie.jpg

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15 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-29 04:21
winter is coming and to prepare for it, five ripe sansa apples were reapd by a farmer in august. after having completed this task, the farmer kept and put the apples away in an underground root cellar for future use during the winter. however, only a month passed before the farmer decided to retrieve the apples and eat them.
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if we know the apples weighed 1000 grams and were composed of 85% water pre-storage, then how much would the apples weigh if after a month their water content dropped to 70%?
the answer: 500 grams
16 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-30 01:14
>>15
in the story, five sansa apples were left in a cellar for a month.
thinking question: if you were a 200 gram apple in this story, how would you feel
if you were locked in a cellar for a month and forced to lose 500/5 = 100 grams of body weight?

if i were an apple, i would have wanted the farmer to eat me straight away: it would have been the kind thing to do. if only the farmer knew these apples were also alive and had feelings like the rest of us... ( ゚ー゚)
3 apples were picked. ( ゚ー゚) @@@
total: 17
17 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-30 02:58
the tolman sweet apples have ripened.
3 apples were picked! _@@@_(´・ᴗ・ ` )
what is a tolman sweet apple?
this apple has origins dating back to the 1700-1800s northeast US, so this is a fairly old, but sadly, rare cultivar. and as their name implies, this specific apple is pleasantly sweet and tartless, somewhat like a pear. appearance-wise, they are a little small and have light green to butter yellow skin. people today in the northeast region still use these apples to make cider, bake desserts, and make apple pickles.

this is a picture of the apple: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1346/tolman_sweet.jpg
and here is a cross-section of the inside of the apple:
https://afternoon.dynu.com/1347/tolman_sweet_perspectives.jpg (notice the cardioid/butt shape of the bottom-left perspective...)
18 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-30 04:23
I love granny-smith apples.
19 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-01 00:00
>>18
(´・.・`) !
whoa, an anon! and you're in luck, granny smith apples ripen mid-october, so if you decide to go out to a farmer's market then, you'll be able to grab a whole lot for cheap! i recommend picking the pale green grannies with a slightly yellow tint, as these tend to be sweeter. ||@@ ヽ(º﹃º ) ლ(´ڡ`ლ) =

also, did you know that compared to most apples, grannies contain higher levels of obesity-fighting chemicals? plus, they're a good source of antioxidants!
|| (´ڡ`) (º﹃º ;) ?
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20 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-03 00:13
¡aloha, señoritas y herrat! ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᑀ (◠‿◠✿)
одного языка никогда недостаточно, kaj fajraj pomoj li pona!
what are fireside apples?
the fireside apple was introduced in 1943 during the second world war by the university of minnesota. it gets its name from the fireside chats that the american president franklin roosevelt often held as a result of the 1929 stock market crash and WW2. they are flame red to orange apples with distinctive yellow streaks. when ripe, firesides ripe should be sweet and juicy, with chewy skin. the canadian mcintosh and the russian longfield apples are its parents.
here is how the apple looks on a tree branch: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1349/fireside_apples_on_tree.jpg
and here is a close-up view of the fireside by itself: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1350/fireside_apple.jpg

also das ist der zweite Weltkrieg, aber leider mein hovercraft ist voll von תפוחים כבושים!
ach! (゚艸゚;) de geur, dammit! ばんざい! 万歳! banzaaii!

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21 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-05 13:43
I ate an apple

Total: 24
22 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-07 13:43
14 apples were picked

The Golden Delicious apple, named for its yellow-gold skin and sweet flavor, was declared the official state fruit of West Virginia in 1995. This tasty variety was first found 90 years earlier on the Mullins family farm in that state’s Clay County. Unsurprisingly, news of the Mullins family’s wonderful apple caused a “gold” rush. It quickly became a popular variety both in America and abroad, and is now planted wherever apples are grown around the world. A yearly Golden Delicious Festival has been held in Clay County since 1972.

'Golden Delicious' was one of four apples honored by the United States Postal Service in a 2013 set of four 33¢ stamps commemorating historic strains, joined by 'Northern Spy', 'Baldwin', and 'Granny Smith': https://about.usps.com/news/national-releases/2013/images/pr13_004-2.png

Sweet and fragrant, the lightly textured green/gold skin of the Goldens protects a crisp interior and helps the apple retain its extra juiciness. The appealingly uniform shape and the wide variety of uses have helped propel Golden Delicious into the second most popular apple in the United States. Great for both fresh-eating and in salads (because the flesh stays white longer), Golden Delicious maintains a rich taste when baked or cooked in such products as apple sauces, apple butter, apple pies. They are also considered the best choice for apple cider.

Pics: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Golden_Delicious

(yes I just copypasted the text above because I'm too lazy to write something original)
23 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-07 15:20
You have been eaten by a grue. Oh dear, you are dead! ayylmao
Not sure what that little adventure was but it ended quickly.
24 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-09 03:55
if I had two apples,
(hold up 2 fingers) ( ゚ᴗ ゚ღ)
do you know what I would do?
i'd shine them up and keep one for me, _@@_ (ღ ゚ᴗ ゚ღ)
(shine apples on chest) _@ "(@˘⌣˘ )
and give the other one to you!
(extend hand to fren) @( ゚▽゚)ノ@\(o^^o) ♪ <-- 0 + 1 = 1

herro frens, the cameo apples have ripened!
what are cameo apples?
cameo apples come from the pacific northwest, having been discovered in the state of washington in 1987. they have primarily red skin and are covered in soft yellow streaks and dots. when ripe, a cameo should feel fairly soft. they should also have an aromatic flavor, with hints of pear and lemon flavors.
and despite the relative newness of this variety, it is a popular apple, with its parents being the famous red delicious apples from iowa and the golden delicious apples from west virginia.
what do they look like?
on a tree branch, cameos look like this: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1352/cameo_apples_on_branch.jpg
and this is what cameos look like indoors under an incandescent light (presumably): https://afternoon.dynu.com/1353/cameo_apples.jpg

and i picked 0.9̅ + 0.9̅ = 2 of them! _@@_ ( ゚ᴗ ゚ღ)
total:40
25 Name: ༼ ⌐■_■༽ shh... : 2020-10-09 07:52
༼ ⌐■_■༽ strange man: psst, >>24-chan...
"they" might hear us. as a precautionary measure against "them", i will speak the following very quietly. a great disturbance in the tree's spiritual biorhythm occurred recently, causing a rapid buildup of psychic energy in this thread. it seems the psychic energy started to grow by large amounts with each post after >>20. in particular, the psychic energy that was added by >>22-san's post was in the double digits, which was followed by >>23-san's. while >>21-kun's post had a strange psychic vibe that kept the doctor away for a while.

but if psychic energy continues to gather around this tree, "they" might come. be wary, >>24-chan.
||| ༼ ⌐■_■༽/@@@ღ( ゚ᴗ ゚ღ) |||
here, take these apples. they have various special powers to protect you from "them",
but you must remember to use these for emergencies only. goodbye.

total: 43
strange man exits.
26 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-09 14:36
I just noticed that I accidentally posted >>21 and >>22 at the same time
27 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-11 09:29
??? ( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) ???
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( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) ooh, apples!
@==========IMPORTANT=INFORMATION==========@
‖#001 grue (featured in zork) ‖
‖type: mythical human/bat/fish hybrid ‖
‖HxW: (3 apples high) x (5 apples across) ‖
‖weight: 150 apples ‖
‖ appearance: n/a ‖
‖description: ‖
‖* it lives in dark places; fears light ‖
‖* it has glowing fur and a fish face ‖
‖* is a predator; its favorite food are ‖
‖ adventurers ‖
‖* slavers and gurgles frequently ‖
‖* evil and as sour as a granny ▼ ‖
‖ catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/G/grue.html ‖
@=========================================@


now let's see here...
3 apples... @@@
(hold up 3 fingers) (ლ゚ᴗ ゚ )
plus another 3 apples... @@@
(hold up 3 more fingers) (ლ ゚ᴗ ゚ლ)
equals um...
@@@ + @@@ = ?

... uh, ah! 6 apples! (;ლ゚ᴗ ゚ლ;)
so 3 + 3 = 6! nice! (ლ゚ᴗ ゚ლ) _@@@_@@@_ 彡|≡|
total: 49
>>26
i'm scared... (/。\)
28 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-11 10:44
>>27 why
29 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-12 08:29
>>28
two weeks ago, my dad disappeared in this forest while we were out picking for apples. i tried finding him, but i ended up getting lost here. i hope he's doing alright... it's getting awfully dark and cloudy now. ( ゚︿゚ )

anyway, it's dinner time. the red delicious apples have ripened!
what are red delicious apples?
i'm glad i asked! coming from peru, iowa, and originally named the "stark delicious" by the starks, these apples are 100% murrican, and was the #1 apple to grow in the US until recently, when they were outproduced by new zealander gala apples in 2018. you've probably seen these apples, and grocery stores love them because they're big and have skins with an attractive ruby color that doesn't fade. the apple has chewy, bitter skin and mildly sweet and soft flesh.
what does it look like?
here is a close-up of the red delicious viewed indoors: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1360/red_delicious_cross_section.jpg
not shown above is the intense ruby color red delicious apples can have: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1358/red_delicious.jpg
but as winter comes, unharvested apples can frost up, as shown in this picture: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1359/red_delicious_in_october_frost.jpg

and i managed to pick...
(hold up 2 fingers) (ღ゚ᴗ ゚ )
(hold up 3 more fingers) (ღ゚ᴗ ゚ლ)
2 + 3 = 5 of them! ☆゚. @@ (ღ゚▽ ゚ლ) @@@・ 。゚
total: 54

would you like sum, >>30?
(shows apple to mister >>30) ( ゚▽ ゚ )ノ@
30 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-12 15:29
>>29
two weeks ago, my dad disappeared in this forest while we were out picking for apples. i tried finding him, but i ended up getting lost here. i hope he's doing alright... it's getting awfully dark and cloudy now. ( ゚︿゚ )

sad!

would you like sum, >>30?
(shows apple to mister >>30) ( ゚▽ ゚ )ノ@

thank yuo
31 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-13 02:01
>>30
well, i don't think getting lost in a forest is too bad... i'm mildly retarded and i get bullied at school a lot, so being lost means that i wouldn't have to go to school anymore. as long as i don't end up suddenly dying here, i could just play games, pick apples, and swim in that lake nearby until a responsible adult manages to find me and my dad. ||@ヽ( ゚︿゚ )_@@_
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by the way, doesn't the word apollo sound like "apple"? hmm... ( ゚_ ゚ )
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33 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-13 05:58
>>31
i'm mildly retarded
same
34 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-13 06:01
>>31
btw I live in a forest
here is my house: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Cabin_outside_1_0.jpg
35 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-15 12:53
>>33
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36 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-15 15:49
>>35
(I'm too lazy to write anything)
I found that cute for some reason
37 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-16 06:02

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38 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-16 06:09

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39 Name: paalam na po... : 2020-10-16 06:11

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40 Name: ༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ PROFESSOR SAGE : 2020-10-16 06:40
>>32-39
༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ Hello there! Welcome to the world of APPLéMON!
༼ ಠoಠ ༽ My name is SAGE! People call me the APPLéMON PROF!

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༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ This world is inhabited by creatures called APPLéMON! For some people, APPLéMON are pets. Others use them for cooking.
༼ ಠoಠ ༽ Myself… I study APPLéMON as a profession.
༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ First, what is your name?
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‖ APPLE ‖
‖ PEAR ‖
‖ ORANGE ‖
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41 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-16 09:04
>>40
====NAME=====
‖ NEW NAME ‖
‖▶APPLE ‖
‖ PEAR ‖
‖ ORANGE ‖
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42 Name: ༼ ಠoಠ ༽ PROFESSOR SAGE : 2020-10-18 06:05
༼ ಠoಠ ༽୨ Right! So your name is APPLE!
༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ d(´・ω・`)b _@@@@_ total: 75
༼ ಠoಠ ༽ This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you came here.

(´・ω・`) huhu! i love sniffing... grills.

༼ -_-;༽ ... Erm, what is his name again?
====NAME=====
‖▶NEW NAME ‖
‖ LEMON ‖
‖ ORANGE ‖
‖ GARY ‖
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(´・ω・`) ~~
(sniffs grill)
(´^ω^`)
43 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-18 06:54
>>43
====NAME=====
‖ NEW NAME ‖
‖ LEMON ‖
‖ ORANGE ‖
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44 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-18 06:55
fucj I broke it
45 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-18 12:07
smh
46 Name: (+[__]∙:∙) 1 + @ = @@@ : 2020-10-20 04:34
>>43-45
(+[__]∙:∙) POP. PUSH. PUSH? WHOA! BUFFER OVERFLOW!!1! BZZZT!

༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ That's right! I remember now! His name is GARY!
༼ ༎ຶoಠ ༽ APPLE! Your very own APPLéMON legend is about to unfold!
༼ ༎ຶ_༎ຶ ༽ A world of dreams and adventures with APPLéMON awaits! Let's go!
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༼;´༎ຶ෴ ༎ຶ༽ Hold on... where did GARY go? Please find him for me. He forgot his APPLéDEX!
༼;´༎ຶ෴ ༎ຶ༽@ Here, you can have one too!
(APPLéDEX obtained! time to go...)

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( ゚_゚ ) (i've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore...)
(/。\) (i'm scared.)
( ゚_゚ ) (voices in my head, do you have any idea what i should do?)
47 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-20 05:41
voices in the head: go outside
48 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-21 04:42
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) hmm, i'm not smart so i'll trust you, voice in my head!
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) ... after a quick commercial break.
ヾ( ゚∇ ゚ ) stay tuned!
(fade to black)

( ゚_ ゚ )ノ[$@$]☜
1 apple dollar was picked.
total: 80
49 Name: WHO'S THAT APPLéMON? : 2020-10-21 04:47
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50 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-21 06:30
it's applechu or something idk
51 Name: IT'S PINK LADY! : 2020-10-22 03:52
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52 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-22 03:55
the pink lady apples are ripe! ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧
what is pink lady®?
pink lady®, also known generically as the cripps pink cultivar, are a premium brand of apples, or "club apples". being originally from australia. pink lady is a registered trademark, hence the mandatory trademark symbol. visually, they are distinctive apples with pretty pink skin. they are sweet, tart, and crisp apples. pink lady's parents are the american golden delicious apple and the australian lady williams apple.
what do they look like?
this is what ripe pink lady apples should look like on a tree: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1370/pink_lady_on_tree.jpg
while unripe pink ladies look like this: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1369/cripps_pink_on_tree.jpg
here is a picture of a ripe pink lady you would see sold at stores. it has a cute sticker: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1371/pink_lady_with_sticker.jpg
and here is pink lady's cross-section. this picture has a wonderful cardioid/butt shape! https://afternoon.dynu.com/1372/pink_lady_cross_section.jpg

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nice! 4 apple dollars have been picked and deposited!
53 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-22 06:09
what can I buy for apple dollars

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