Archive: August 14

I once met the president. He wasn’t the president of the U.S.A., but probaly still a pretty important person. Boy, was I surprised when he told me his mom called him president when she would wake him up each morning. My mom also woke me up each morning, so I wasn’t really surprised about that part. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I wish that my mom would be next to me. Not in the way she would make me up; also not in a sexual way.

(Last edited Jan 13, 2017)