Archive: October 18

Horoscope for October 18

Aries: The strangers you see today are kind, gentle people with amazing interior lives. [This is also true for all other signs, every day.]

Taurus: Lucky day to get a haircut.

Gemini: It's okay to be sad for a little while. It's hard, I know.

Cancer: If you play your cards right, you might make a new friend today.

Leo: Avoid the color orange.

Virgo: [redacted by editor]

Libra: Do you know where your astrological sign is in the sky? If you don't, and it's visible from where you are, you should look it up and try to see it tonight. Astronomy is really rewarding.

Scorpio: Scorpio has been blotted out from the sky. The strings of fate are temporarily severed from you. Take your destiny in your own hands!

Sagittarius: Try to be receptive to new ideas.

Capricorn: If you've been waiting to do something, now might be a good time to do it.

Aquarius: The next few days probably aren't going to be good for you at the time, but afterwards you'll be kind of satisfied. Like, not in a way that you think it was all good, but that it was all worthwhile.

Pisces: All that astrological sign relationship compatibility stuff will be true for you for today only. Better brush up if something important is going on.

Birthday: The coming year will mostly just be buildup for the next, which is going to be awesome. Be patient.

The lucky numbers are 4 and 19.

(Last edited Jan 13, 2017)