21 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-04 18:41
When I was a little kid every Halloween I would have a reoccurring dream about a little dwarf with a chainsaw chasing me around and murdering all my current friends at the time (and sometimes me). He had an aggressively irish accent, red hair and masculine beard, and shouted bad puns. He followed me from school to school and house to house I moved to, never could get away.
And then when I was 12, it stopped. No more dwarf dreams.