I own an illegal scooter. A Tank Touring 250 Delux. Legally it counts as a motorcycle because it's overpowered.
There's no chasis, no licence, no inspection, no registration, no plates, no helmet, but there's no cops in my town. So, not problem. I named it Hermes Unit 02. I also have a 24 year old bike named Hermes Unit 01. It used to be my grandmas but she never used it so now I have it. It's pink, purple and grey, has lots of gears it really tough. Fixing it up was fun and felt really good. Now that I know a tiny bit about hardware hacking and electronics I'm going to do this: https://www.adafruit.com/products/933