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Kopipe
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last post: Dec 25, 2019
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Kopipe

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-25 15:50
Can we have a thread for sharing cool or interesting snippets of text?

They were exciting purchases. Although I had bought the drugs and the knife for the remote eventuality of having to die, I was so pleased with them that I could not help wondering whether this was not how a man must feel who has acquired a new house and who is making plans for his future life. Even after I had returned to the temple I did not tire of looking at my two acquisitions. I took the pocketknife out of its case and licked the blade. The steel immediately clouded over and the clear coolness against my tongue was followed by a remote suggestion of sweetness. The sweetness was faintly reflected on my tongue from within the thin steel, from within the unattainable essence of the steel. The clarity of form, the luster of iron like the indigo color of the deep sea—it was they that carried this limpid sweetness which coiled itself securely round the tip of my tongue together with my saliva. Finally the sweetness receded from me. Happily I imagined the day when my flesh would be intoxicated by a great outburst of that sweetness. Death's sky was bright and seemed to me like the sky of life. My gloomy thoughts all left me. This world was now devoid of agony.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-26 00:09
"Alas," said the mouse, "the whole world is growing smaller every day. At the beginning it was so big that I was afraid, I kept running and running, and I was glad when I saw walls far away to the right and left, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly that I am in the last chamber already, and there in the corner stands the trap that I must run into."

"You only need to change your direction," said the cat, and ate it up.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-28 18:24
All those that he would cherish shrink from him with fear,
And some that waxen bold by his tranquility,
Endeavour hard some grievance from his heart to tear,
And make on him the trial of their ferocity.

Within the bread and wine outspread for his repast
To mingle dust and dirty spittle they essay,
And everything he touches, forth they slyly cast,
Or scourge themselves, if e'er their feet betrod his way
4 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-02 19:31
I saved this post from 4/ck/ earlier this year, I don't remember when:

Went out to meet a girl I'd talked to off and on for a month. Of course she was way fatter than her pics. She asks if I'm hungry. I'm not really but say sure, thinking she is inviting me for lunch. She gets in my truck and I ask where we are going, she acts weird so I realize she had no plan. I pull up.to an ok restaurant "anon I can't eat weird stuff" it was like regular food not Mongolian or something but ok..."im really feeling like a burger!" Lol stereotype fatty. Drive towards a burger place "ohh uhhh McDonald's I meant" drive over there it's across town. She orders a ton of shit then looks at me, expecting me to pay. Morbid curiosity now...i pay...we sit she eats all my fries and her meal. Now what? Invites me to see her apartment. Shows me some sex toys immediately. Trashier than I thought. Gets naked. Now it's awkward. Use vibe on her. She asks me to say weird shit. Uncomfortable af now. She gets off. Says she wants to blow me. Figure hell why not. Starts jerking me instead. Worst I've ever had. Banging a cactus would be more enjoyable. Her phone rings so she stops lol wtf. I sit there dick out. Finally off phone says she needs a break her hands get tired because made up ailment. I get dressed and she's mad "uhhh don't go?" Asks for a drive if i really have to go. Says she wants to be dropped at subway. Lol asks "anon can you pay too?" I laugh and kick her out. Texts me a lot after asking if we are dating now
5 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-22 18:51
I love reading these stories made up by weirdos on 4/jp/:

Imagine seeing Tewi by her own everyday, silently looking down in the floor in a creepy fashion while everyone else ignores her. You go up to her and try to be nice, but she just mumbles random shit you can’t understand. After a while, she feels comfortable with you and grows attached with you because you are the only one giving her attention.

Suddenly, after pretending to be her friend for a very long time you betray her trust and do something which would make her embarrassed in front of everybody. Tewi just shakes this head and mumbles ‘please no, please no’, and then does that crossing sign like she always does when something upsets her. You mock and mimic her mannerisms, and her ugly autistic voice, mimicking the phrases she repeats in the most obnoxious way possible. Suddenly she breaks down and cry while she continues to do that cross symbol, you then laugh at her a long with everyone witnessing this not even high-functioning mess of an autistic bunny. You then pull her hair, she flails about and you laugh harder mocking the random and over the top comical movements and catchphrases she makes to show that she is upset.
She lost her only friend.
You then constantly imply that’s it’s her fault, and that she is worthless because of it. You did it because she withheld something you claim that you ‘inherently deserve’ for wasting your time talking to her. She looks curiously at you.
You drag her to her knees, unzip your trousers, get out your dick, get it hard and tell her to suck it.
She knows what she must do to keep her only friend....
6 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-22 23:29
>>5
That's the most depressing Christmas story I've ever read.

Thanks, Anon.

;-;
7 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-24 04:49
>>5
Wow I hate this post
8 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-24 08:40
>>7
I hate it, too!
9 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-24 16:00
>>7
>>8
As do I.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-25 01:02
>>6
>>7
>>8
>>9
yeah that post is a day ruiner

Here's something more lighthearted (or worrisome, depending on what you think about modern internet): a compilation of new internet slang i took from RAL
wow this tweet doin numbers
check out my soundcloud
twitter do ya thang
based
snapchat
bro you just posted cringe
throwing shade
spill the tea sis
woke af bruh
patreon
ratchet
slay
zoomer
instagram
turnt
im shook
u salty
fomo
silence, brand
get dunked on
shit slaps fam
whole squad on point
this ain't it, chief
this is it
fortnite
go off, king
yaassss queen
YEET
tinder
realtalk
nofilter
this but unironically
dabbin on the haters
bruh u too thirsty i can't
twitter
hoes mad
same tbh
twitch
big mood
yikes
oof
swervin
deadass
extremely online
fuckin lit fam
lowkey bts stan
savage
shut up boomer
weird flex but ok
[thing] is canceled
my feels
doggo
y'all sleep on [underrated thing]
underrated post
starting a condescending post with "imagine"
real shit?
toxic
problematic
triggering
dope
folks
y'all
keep it 100
using the clap emoji between every word
clapback
clapped
catch these hands
neckbeard
ASMR
square up
eating ass
shill
bae
fire
highkey
loud
headass
clutch
cuck
basic
extra
poggers and other twitch emotes
scuffed
ngl
influencer
streamer
thot
left on read
ghosted
fake flexing
larper
smol
uber
post-irony
antihumor
incel
do it for the gram
airbnb
havin ass
lookin ass
rn
tf
on god
bet
hypebeast
pull up
hol up
finna
zucced
ratchet
wus poppin
deplatform
subtweet
gang gang
vape
goat
on fleek
shadowbanned
big X energy
same energy
broke/woke
11 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-25 01:59
Pretty much all of these are said too much
12 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-25 16:08
>>10
I can't help but read all this modern slang in dudebro voices like in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MM4ovP1T0I

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