Haiku thread

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-26 05:22

Post some your haiku poems here! I have an old one from BeOS to get us started:

Click exciting link
Gossamer threads hold you back
404 not found.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-26 05:39

There's a bunch of 404 BeOS haikus here: https://8325.org/haiku/

My favorite:

Error reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-26 16:02

>>2

Ephemeral site.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams

That is some spooky shit. Love it

4 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-26 20:51

The code was willing
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

praise the Omnissiah

5 Name: Paperplane : 2019-11-27 09:29

>>4
praise the Omnissiah

6 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-30 07:13

Up too late again
Tinkering with computer
Time to get some rest

7 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-03 06:36

Wake up all alone
Sits on computer to explore
Slowly forgetting reality.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 01:35

Two hours past midnight
humming a song quietly
to not wake the cat

9 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 10:36

Sipping on morning coffee
Warmness heals my heart
comfy levels today achieved

10 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-18 00:25

A (small) drink for warmth
A letter undelivered
The Dock of The Bay

11 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-18 09:18

check my haiku flow
winter be gettin' old, son
temperature (mic) drop

12 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-18 13:51

rocking back and forth in my chair
I really need to trim my long ass hair
bending over to release my farts in the air

13 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-18 21:09

>>12
Check your syllables
The binding scaffold of form
Mere rhyme does not fit

14 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-19 16:31

>>13

Well excuse me
I have to pee
Still fits for me

But in all seriousness I'm sorry if I was doing them wrong.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-19 19:30

>>14
No need to fret! Watch:
Write a 5-7-5 verse
There, you see? Haiku!

16 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-20 19:18

>>15
Linguists have theories
Haiku is based on morae
Maybe syllables

17 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-20 21:15

>>16
Japanese haiku
has a lot of conventions
ours is more free

18 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-22 10:20

I'm really hungry
Too lazy to really cook
Blueberries it is

19 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-23 01:45

>>17
Conventions of old
Specific to the language
Lets us work freely

20 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-23 03:48

Not quite yet morning
Voices from the marketplace
beyond the curtains

21 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-23 06:42

I want her to fart
Open the door to my heart
The smell is graceful

22 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-04 19:41

Vidya is my life
like girlfriends for normalfags
except eternal.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-04 20:02

Let me inside now
I am forever freezing
Am I dead or not?

24 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-04 22:49

Writing a Haiku
to move the haiku I wrote
off of the front page

25 Name: Anonymous : 2021-05-23 03:01

wake up early morn
comfort of bird songs and sun
drift to dreams once more

26 Name: Anonymous : 2021-05-25 15:26

Post office haiku
anonymous and friendly
textboards are still neat :3

27 Name: Anonymous : 2021-08-23 04:49

more restless weekends
inevitable mondays
neet life won't you come?

28 Name: Anonymous : 2021-12-20 08:16

Smoke from my Lucky
mingles with the snow falling.
My heart is lonely.

29 Name: Paperplane : 2021-12-21 01:39

kiss on my forehead
most blissful companionship
I think I love her

30 Name: Anonymous : 2021-12-31 06:08

a new year brings hope
of better self and future
i utter once more

31 Name: Anonymous : 2021-12-31 06:37

спанѥ потрѣбно
ѥст подарок божскы, а
хватайте его

32 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-04 22:54

the world outfront but
shapeless, without form, beyond
the real. hyperreal.

>>8
nice

>>10
very cool

33 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-20 09:39

Venus and the Moon
hang over the old graveyard.
Kansas; Dust in the Wind.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2023-02-08 03:44

green comet draws near
scope and binos scan the skies
the moon was quite clear

36 Name: Anonymous : 2023-02-14 03:37

ah, too far away
am I being realistic?
does she think of me?

37 Name: Anonymous : 2023-02-16 18:46

Lone light scatter sense
Interwoven blood cables
Blur these lives fallen

38 Name: Tom : 2023-03-19 17:26

Reading poems there
most of them are good
tomorrow is shitty work
fuck life.

39 Name: iz : 2023-04-06 06:36

delaying bedtime
comes with predictable cost
delays my wake time

40 Name: Anonymous : 2023-04-24 16:47

Some of you guys stink
Learn to count your syllables
That is all, goodbye.

41 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-01 04:45

There's something missing
A needle in a haystack
The search continues

42 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-14 11:40

In mijn eigen taal
Een haiku in Nederlands
Onbegrijpelijk

43 Name: Anonymous : 2023-05-14 22:49

Oooo Eeee
Ooo Aaa Aaaa
Ting tang
Wala wala bing bang