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1 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-26 03:39
do you see this tree?
https://web.archive.org/web/20200926023911/https://afternoon.dynu.com/paper.pl?page=GreatTree

this apple tree will hold fruit until october 31st, so please try to pick as many apples as you can before the time comes. oh, and to pick ripe apples from the apple tree, simply roll a six-sided die and add your roll to a group tally.
new apple cultivars will be available with time. the link below has information on the current ripe cultivars.
https://www.lapaceksorchard.com/post/apple-varieties-and-approximate-ripening-dates

well, that's all i have to say. i hope this year's harvest will be a good one!
2 Name: ༼ ._. ༽ advanced info : 2020-09-26 03:47
posts that have post numbers with repeating digits at the end (aka "gets") have access to special powers.
these are:
* larger rolls. that is, picking apples involves rolling two six-sided dice, totalling the numbers, and adding five.
* access to magic. a wise wizard king once informed me words are fruit, and he was completely correct. simply put, describe the fruit or weather that you desire, sacrifice the 13 apples required for it, and your words will come to fruition the next day. the fruit will be available for picking or interaction alongside the apples for six days before it disappears.

it should be noted the sacrifice requires the construction and entering of a 13-point pentacle, which puts the sacrificer in direct contact with "the thing". if apples are harvested in the next hour of the sacrificer's post, the sacrificer will disappear from this world and their wish will be cancelled.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-26 04:05
bad roll...
i picked 1 snow apple... @
[i]what are snow apples?[/i]
snow apples, also known as fameuse apples, are red-yellow apples known for their almost-white flesh. they originally come from canada.
picture of the apple: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1339/applesnow2.jpg
total: 1 apple picked

hey >>4-san, would you mind helping me pick some more of these snow apples?
4 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-26 06:01
>>2
Oh shit what is happening
comfy gods give me dubs
5 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-26 06:11
whoa! oh mon, this is beautiful!
i picked 6 ripe snow apples! @@@ @@@

and look at this quote i found, by Jules N. Paquet:
What about the quality of the Fameuse Apple? I like the Early Astracan, I taste the Duchess beautiful, I enjoy the Soft Peach, I admire the huge Alexander. But I remain without expressions when I eat a Fameuse apple in our happy winter evenings. Is there a most succulent, most tasty; with a richer taste and more flavourful? In one word, is the Fameuse, no species will equal it in quality, argue its glorious title; Admittedly it has certainly not stolen it's picturesque name.
... sounds like poetry, doesn't it? for some reason the writing reminds me of edgar allen poe. (^▽^)
https://www.canadiana.ca/view/oocihm.8_04220_121/13?r=0&s=2
(the linked source is in french)
6 Name: ༼ ._. ༽ : 2020-09-26 22:12
1 fameuse (snow) apple was picked... ༼ ._. ༽/ @\||
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>>4
your goal is to pick apples from the apple tree. please pick apples to ensure a fruitful harvest.
if you have forgotten, the path to the apple tree is here:

https://web.archive.org/web/20200926200234/https://afternoon.dynu.com/paper.pl?page=GreatTree
7 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-27 02:01
the crimson gold and northern spy cultivars are now ripe!
i managed to pick 3 of them! (^▽^)/ @@@
total: 11

what is a crimson gold apple?
an unknown american apple cultivated in the 1940s by the unknown plant breeder, albert etter. they are directly descended from wild apples. and appearance-wise, it is red-orange in color and medium-sized. they have a firm feel and have a sweet-tart flavor when ripe.
picture of the apple: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1341/crimsongold.jpg

what is a northern spy apple?
a popular american apple: my grocery store sells them. they're big for apples, are crisp and tart, and have a bright red and yellow skin. spy apples are usually picked in late october, since they can withstand cold temperatures better than other apples.
since the spy was historically popular, the united states postal office has a 33 cent stamp honoring the northern spy apple.
picture of the apple: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1342/northernspy.jpg
picture of the stamp: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1343/northernspy_usps_33c_stamp.png
8 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-27 02:15
sweet, i got five apples! "O(≧▽≦)O" @@@@@ \||
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and spies are for pies, obviously, so here is a simple apple pie recipe made by a grandma:
Ingredients:
6 cups peeled, sliced apples
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
2 tablespoons butter
pastry for double-crust 9-inch pie

Preparation:
Preheat oven to 450°F (232 C).
Combine apples and lemon juice in mixing bowl. Combine sugar, brown sugar, flour, cinnamon and nutmeg; mix well. Pour sugar mixture over apples, and stir to coat. Spoon filling into pastry-lined 9-inch pie pan. Dot with butter.
Transfer top pastry to top of pie, trimming off excess. Fold edges under to seal, and flute rim. Cut slits, decorative or not, into top pastry for steam to escape.
Bake in preheated 450°F (232 C) oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350°F (177 C), and bake for 45 minutes.

also, did you know apples are made up of 84% water by weight? the stuff that's not water are wood, chlorophyll, sugar and gum, fiber, and acids.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-27 03:42
Applels. ☞⁂@@@⁂☜(˚▽˚)☞⁂@@@⁂☜
This thread is vary Comf. I grabbed an emerald gold apple from [i]Hermes Ibis[/i], om..⎷ ⎷ ⎷
Look! A ladder! Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
10 Name: (゜▽゜;) wait... : 2020-09-27 04:56
>>9
whoa... hey there, anon.
6 applels! that's awesome!
i just got 4 myself! ( ゚▽゚)_@@@@_
so that's a total of... 26 apples!

wait, did you just mention a ladder? from heaven...?

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11 Name: ��� : 2020-09-27 04:58
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12 Name: ༼ ._. ༽ : 2020-09-27 07:07
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2 apples were picked.
total: 2
"Words kill, words give life;
they’re either poison or fruit—you choose."
―Proverbs 18:21, The Message
those were the words the wise, old wizard king once told me.
13 Name: 'ヽ(°〇°)ノ' ! : 2020-09-27 21:50
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14 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-28 11:31
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at last, i have finally discovered gravity! i must write write down my insights in a secret language nobody knows!!
(and hmm. these apples... i know them. these are newly-ripe bonnie apples!)
total: 9
what are bonnie apples?
bonnie apples, also called bonnie's best apples, are from the american midwest. they're big and have creamy/pale red skin. they are described to have a tangy or have a slightly tart flavor and a slight floral/vanilla smell. they were named after a wisconsin woman named bonnie keehn who found an apple tree bearing these apples. finally, this is a pretty rare variety, probably only found in farms in the midwest.

this is what the apple looks like: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1344/bonnies_best.jpg
bonnie keehn also made her own special apple pie using this apple:
https://afternoon.dynu.com/1345/bonnies_best_apple_pie.jpg

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15 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-29 04:21
winter is coming and to prepare for it, five ripe sansa apples were reapd by a farmer in august. after having completed this task, the farmer kept and put the apples away in an underground root cellar for future use during the winter. however, only a month passed before the farmer decided to retrieve the apples and eat them.
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if we know the apples weighed 1000 grams and were composed of 85% water pre-storage, then how much would the apples weigh if after a month their water content dropped to 70%?
the answer: 500 grams
16 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-30 01:14
>>15
in the story, five sansa apples were left in a cellar for a month.
thinking question: if you were a 200 gram apple in this story, how would you feel
if you were locked in a cellar for a month and forced to lose 500/5 = 100 grams of body weight?

if i were an apple, i would have wanted the farmer to eat me straight away: it would have been the kind thing to do. if only the farmer knew these apples were also alive and had feelings like the rest of us... ( ゚ー゚)
3 apples were picked. ( ゚ー゚) @@@
total: 17
17 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-30 02:58
the tolman sweet apples have ripened.
3 apples were picked! _@@@_(´・ᴗ・ ` )
what is a tolman sweet apple?
this apple has origins dating back to the 1700-1800s northeast US, so this is a fairly old, but sadly, rare cultivar. and as their name implies, this specific apple is pleasantly sweet and tartless, somewhat like a pear. appearance-wise, they are a little small and have light green to butter yellow skin. people today in the northeast region still use these apples to make cider, bake desserts, and make apple pickles.

this is a picture of the apple: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1346/tolman_sweet.jpg
and here is a cross-section of the inside of the apple:
https://afternoon.dynu.com/1347/tolman_sweet_perspectives.jpg (notice the cardioid/butt shape of the bottom-left perspective...)
18 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-30 04:23
I love granny-smith apples.
19 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-01 00:00
>>18
(´・.・`) !
whoa, an anon! and you're in luck, granny smith apples ripen mid-october, so if you decide to go out to a farmer's market then, you'll be able to grab a whole lot for cheap! i recommend picking the pale green grannies with a slightly yellow tint, as these tend to be sweeter. ||@@ ヽ(º﹃º ) ლ(´ڡ`ლ) =

also, did you know that compared to most apples, grannies contain higher levels of obesity-fighting chemicals? plus, they're a good source of antioxidants!
|| (´ڡ`) (º﹃º ;) ?
total: 22
20 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-03 00:13
¡aloha, señoritas y herrat! ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᑀ (◠‿◠✿)
одного языка никогда недостаточно, kaj fajraj pomoj li pona!
what are fireside apples?
the fireside apple was introduced in 1943 during the second world war by the university of minnesota. it gets its name from the fireside chats that the american president franklin roosevelt often held as a result of the 1929 stock market crash and WW2. they are flame red to orange apples with distinctive yellow streaks. when ripe, firesides ripe should be sweet and juicy, with chewy skin. the canadian mcintosh and the russian longfield apples are its parents.
here is how the apple looks on a tree branch: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1349/fireside_apples_on_tree.jpg
and here is a close-up view of the fireside by itself: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1350/fireside_apple.jpg

also das ist der zweite Weltkrieg, aber leider mein hovercraft ist voll von תפוחים כבושים!
ach! (゚艸゚;) de geur, dammit! ばんざい! 万歳! banzaaii!

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total:25
21 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-05 13:43
I ate an apple

Total: 24
22 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-07 13:43
14 apples were picked

The Golden Delicious apple, named for its yellow-gold skin and sweet flavor, was declared the official state fruit of West Virginia in 1995. This tasty variety was first found 90 years earlier on the Mullins family farm in that state’s Clay County. Unsurprisingly, news of the Mullins family’s wonderful apple caused a “gold” rush. It quickly became a popular variety both in America and abroad, and is now planted wherever apples are grown around the world. A yearly Golden Delicious Festival has been held in Clay County since 1972.

'Golden Delicious' was one of four apples honored by the United States Postal Service in a 2013 set of four 33¢ stamps commemorating historic strains, joined by 'Northern Spy', 'Baldwin', and 'Granny Smith': https://about.usps.com/news/national-releases/2013/images/pr13_004-2.png

Sweet and fragrant, the lightly textured green/gold skin of the Goldens protects a crisp interior and helps the apple retain its extra juiciness. The appealingly uniform shape and the wide variety of uses have helped propel Golden Delicious into the second most popular apple in the United States. Great for both fresh-eating and in salads (because the flesh stays white longer), Golden Delicious maintains a rich taste when baked or cooked in such products as apple sauces, apple butter, apple pies. They are also considered the best choice for apple cider.

Pics: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Golden_Delicious

(yes I just copypasted the text above because I'm too lazy to write something original)
23 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-07 15:20
You have been eaten by a grue. Oh dear, you are dead! ayylmao
Not sure what that little adventure was but it ended quickly.
24 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-09 03:55
if I had two apples,
(hold up 2 fingers) ( ゚ᴗ ゚ღ)
do you know what I would do?
i'd shine them up and keep one for me, _@@_ (ღ ゚ᴗ ゚ღ)
(shine apples on chest) _@ "(@˘⌣˘ )
and give the other one to you!
(extend hand to fren) @( ゚▽゚)ノ@\(o^^o) ♪ <-- 0 + 1 = 1

herro frens, the cameo apples have ripened!
what are cameo apples?
cameo apples come from the pacific northwest, having been discovered in the state of washington in 1987. they have primarily red skin and are covered in soft yellow streaks and dots. when ripe, a cameo should feel fairly soft. they should also have an aromatic flavor, with hints of pear and lemon flavors.
and despite the relative newness of this variety, it is a popular apple, with its parents being the famous red delicious apples from iowa and the golden delicious apples from west virginia.
what do they look like?
on a tree branch, cameos look like this: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1352/cameo_apples_on_branch.jpg
and this is what cameos look like indoors under an incandescent light (presumably): https://afternoon.dynu.com/1353/cameo_apples.jpg

and i picked 0.9̅ + 0.9̅ = 2 of them! _@@_ ( ゚ᴗ ゚ღ)
total:40
25 Name: ༼ ⌐■_■༽ shh... : 2020-10-09 07:52
༼ ⌐■_■༽ strange man: psst, >>24-chan...
"they" might hear us. as a precautionary measure against "them", i will speak the following very quietly. a great disturbance in the tree's spiritual biorhythm occurred recently, causing a rapid buildup of psychic energy in this thread. it seems the psychic energy started to grow by large amounts with each post after >>20. in particular, the psychic energy that was added by >>22-san's post was in the double digits, which was followed by >>23-san's. while >>21-kun's post had a strange psychic vibe that kept the doctor away for a while.

but if psychic energy continues to gather around this tree, "they" might come. be wary, >>24-chan.
||| ༼ ⌐■_■༽/@@@ღ( ゚ᴗ ゚ღ) |||
here, take these apples. they have various special powers to protect you from "them",
but you must remember to use these for emergencies only. goodbye.

total: 43
strange man exits.
26 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-09 14:36
I just noticed that I accidentally posted >>21 and >>22 at the same time
27 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-11 09:29
??? ( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) ???
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( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) ooh, apples!
@==========IMPORTANT=INFORMATION==========@
‖#001 grue (featured in zork) ‖
‖type: mythical human/bat/fish hybrid ‖
‖HxW: (3 apples high) x (5 apples across) ‖
‖weight: 150 apples ‖
‖ appearance: n/a ‖
‖description: ‖
‖* it lives in dark places; fears light ‖
‖* it has glowing fur and a fish face ‖
‖* is a predator; its favorite food are ‖
‖ adventurers ‖
‖* slavers and gurgles frequently ‖
‖* evil and as sour as a granny ▼ ‖
‖ catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/G/grue.html ‖
@=========================================@


now let's see here...
3 apples... @@@
(hold up 3 fingers) (ლ゚ᴗ ゚ )
plus another 3 apples... @@@
(hold up 3 more fingers) (ლ ゚ᴗ ゚ლ)
equals um...
@@@ + @@@ = ?

... uh, ah! 6 apples! (;ლ゚ᴗ ゚ლ;)
so 3 + 3 = 6! nice! (ლ゚ᴗ ゚ლ) _@@@_@@@_ 彡|≡|
total: 49
>>26
i'm scared... (/。\)
28 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-11 10:44
>>27 why
29 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-12 08:29
>>28
two weeks ago, my dad disappeared in this forest while we were out picking for apples. i tried finding him, but i ended up getting lost here. i hope he's doing alright... it's getting awfully dark and cloudy now. ( ゚︿゚ )

anyway, it's dinner time. the red delicious apples have ripened!
what are red delicious apples?
i'm glad i asked! coming from peru, iowa, and originally named the "stark delicious" by the starks, these apples are 100% murrican, and was the #1 apple to grow in the US until recently, when they were outproduced by new zealander gala apples in 2018. you've probably seen these apples, and grocery stores love them because they're big and have skins with an attractive ruby color that doesn't fade. the apple has chewy, bitter skin and mildly sweet and soft flesh.
what does it look like?
here is a close-up of the red delicious viewed indoors: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1360/red_delicious_cross_section.jpg
not shown above is the intense ruby color red delicious apples can have: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1358/red_delicious.jpg
but as winter comes, unharvested apples can frost up, as shown in this picture: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1359/red_delicious_in_october_frost.jpg

and i managed to pick...
(hold up 2 fingers) (ღ゚ᴗ ゚ )
(hold up 3 more fingers) (ღ゚ᴗ ゚ლ)
2 + 3 = 5 of them! ☆゚. @@ (ღ゚▽ ゚ლ) @@@・ 。゚
total: 54

would you like sum, >>30?
(shows apple to mister >>30) ( ゚▽ ゚ )ノ@
30 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-12 15:29
>>29
two weeks ago, my dad disappeared in this forest while we were out picking for apples. i tried finding him, but i ended up getting lost here. i hope he's doing alright... it's getting awfully dark and cloudy now. ( ゚︿゚ )

sad!

would you like sum, >>30?
(shows apple to mister >>30) ( ゚▽ ゚ )ノ@

thank yuo
31 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-13 02:01
>>30
well, i don't think getting lost in a forest is too bad... i'm mildly retarded and i get bullied at school a lot, so being lost means that i wouldn't have to go to school anymore. as long as i don't end up suddenly dying here, i could just play games, pick apples, and swim in that lake nearby until a responsible adult manages to find me and my dad. ||@ヽ( ゚︿゚ )_@@_
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by the way, doesn't the word apollo sound like "apple"? hmm... ( ゚_ ゚ )
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33 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-13 05:58
>>31
i'm mildly retarded
same
34 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-13 06:01
>>31
btw I live in a forest
here is my house: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Cabin_outside_1_0.jpg
35 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-15 12:53
>>33
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Rome - October 15th
Granny Smith - October 15th

Total: 66

(I'm too lazy to write anything)
36 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-15 15:49
>>35
(I'm too lazy to write anything)
I found that cute for some reason
37 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-16 06:02

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39 Name: paalam na po... : 2020-10-16 06:11

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40 Name: ༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ PROFESSOR SAGE : 2020-10-16 06:40
>>32-39
༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ Hello there! Welcome to the world of APPLéMON!
༼ ಠoಠ ༽ My name is SAGE! People call me the APPLéMON PROF!

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༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ This world is inhabited by creatures called APPLéMON! For some people, APPLéMON are pets. Others use them for cooking.
༼ ಠoಠ ༽ Myself… I study APPLéMON as a profession.
༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ First, what is your name?
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====NAME=====
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‖ APPLE ‖
‖ PEAR ‖
‖ ORANGE ‖
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41 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-16 09:04
>>40
====NAME=====
‖ NEW NAME ‖
‖▶APPLE ‖
‖ PEAR ‖
‖ ORANGE ‖
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42 Name: ༼ ಠoಠ ༽ PROFESSOR SAGE : 2020-10-18 06:05
༼ ಠoಠ ༽୨ Right! So your name is APPLE!
༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ d(´・ω・`)b _@@@@_ total: 75
༼ ಠoಠ ༽ This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you came here.

(´・ω・`) huhu! i love sniffing... grills.

༼ -_-;༽ ... Erm, what is his name again?
====NAME=====
‖▶NEW NAME ‖
‖ LEMON ‖
‖ ORANGE ‖
‖ GARY ‖
=============


(´・ω・`) ~~
(sniffs grill)
(´^ω^`)
43 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-18 06:54
>>43
====NAME=====
‖ NEW NAME ‖
‖ LEMON ‖
‖ ORANGE ‖
‖▶GARY ‖
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44 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-18 06:55
fucj I broke it
45 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-18 12:07
smh
46 Name: (+[__]∙:∙) 1 + @ = @@@ : 2020-10-20 04:34
>>43-45
(+[__]∙:∙) POP. PUSH. PUSH? WHOA! BUFFER OVERFLOW!!1! BZZZT!

༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ That's right! I remember now! His name is GARY!
༼ ༎ຶoಠ ༽ APPLE! Your very own APPLéMON legend is about to unfold!
༼ ༎ຶ_༎ຶ ༽ A world of dreams and adventures with APPLéMON awaits! Let's go!
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༼;´༎ຶ෴ ༎ຶ༽ Hold on... where did GARY go? Please find him for me. He forgot his APPLéDEX!
༼;´༎ຶ෴ ༎ຶ༽@ Here, you can have one too!
(APPLéDEX obtained! time to go...)

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total: 75

( ゚_゚ ) (i've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore...)
(/。\) (i'm scared.)
( ゚_゚ ) (voices in my head, do you have any idea what i should do?)
47 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-20 05:41
voices in the head: go outside
48 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-21 04:42
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) hmm, i'm not smart so i'll trust you, voice in my head!
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) ... after a quick commercial break.
ヾ( ゚∇ ゚ ) stay tuned!
(fade to black)

( ゚_ ゚ )ノ[$@$]☜
1 apple dollar was picked.
total: 80
49 Name: WHO'S THAT APPLéMON? : 2020-10-21 04:47
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50 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-21 06:30
it's applechu or something idk
51 Name: IT'S PINK LADY! : 2020-10-22 03:52
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52 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-22 03:55
the pink lady apples are ripe! ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧
what is pink lady®?
pink lady®, also known generically as the cripps pink cultivar, are a premium brand of apples, or "club apples". being originally from australia. pink lady is a registered trademark, hence the mandatory trademark symbol. visually, they are distinctive apples with pretty pink skin. they are sweet, tart, and crisp apples. pink lady's parents are the american golden delicious apple and the australian lady williams apple.
what do they look like?
this is what ripe pink lady apples should look like on a tree: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1370/pink_lady_on_tree.jpg
while unripe pink ladies look like this: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1369/cripps_pink_on_tree.jpg
here is a picture of a ripe pink lady you would see sold at stores. it has a cute sticker: https://afternoon.dynu.com/1371/pink_lady_with_sticker.jpg
and here is pink lady's cross-section. this picture has a wonderful cardioid/butt shape! https://afternoon.dynu.com/1372/pink_lady_cross_section.jpg

[$@$]☜ヾ( ̄◇ ̄)ノ
! ( ゚o ゚ )ノ[$@$]☜ヾ( ̄◇ ̄)ノ
[$@$]☜\(・ω・)/
[$@$]☜ヾ( ̄◇ ̄)ノ

nice! 4 apple dollars have been picked and deposited!
53 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-22 06:09
what can I buy for apple dollars
54 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-24 04:16
Can I buy four apples for a dollar?
55 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-25 05:00
@\༼ ._. ༽/@ ... hello there. until october 31st, i will be selling candy apples and halloween-themed accessories.

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‖ ITEMS [$@$]‖
‖ CANDY APPLE 9 ‖
‖ RARE CANDY 10 ‖
‖ APPLE SPELLBOOK 20 ‖
‖ GHOST CATCHER 20 ‖
‖ HOLY WATER 20 ‖
‖ VOODOO DOLL 20 ‖
‖ STAKE 20 ‖
‖ TENTACLE WAND 20 ‖
‖ WITCH'S BROOM 20 ‖
‖ ??? 100 ‖
‖ You have 0 [$@$]. ‖
========================

>>53: at any other time of the year, apple dollars would have been used for buying apples and apple accessories. @༼ ._. ༽/@
>>54: to buy something from here, you must have apple dollars. you don't seem to have any. if you want, i will let you work here. 1 post for 5 apple dollars. how does this sound?
༼ ._. ༽ノ[5@$]
(whispers into your ear)
for a limited time only, i will also be selling secret information for five apple dollars. ༼ ._. ༽
56 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-25 08:39
so I will be basically like 50 Cent Party or the Internet Research Agency? ok

also you should now give me five apple dollars so that I can buy secret info
57 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 09:06
gib apple dollars
58 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 09:58
༼ -_- ༽ zZZ
59 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 10:00
>>56-57
༼ ._. ༽ !
༼ ._. ༽ノ[5@$] x 2
(gibs you 10 apple dollars)
༼ ._. ༽ノ so. you would like secret information, yes? that will be 5 apple dollars...
60 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 10:12
>>59
yes
61 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 12:08
>>60
༼ ._. ༽ have you noticed the gravestone behind the great apple tree? https://web.archive.org/web/20200926200234/https://afternoon.dynu.com/paper.pl?page=GreatTree
(whispers into your ear)
it is evil, and the gravestone has been slowly corrupting the tree and its apples since the beginning of time. the malum malus have always been forbidden fruits to eat, however.
meanwhile in the real world, the full moon will be making its appearance on october 31st. the magic of the moon's light will be at its height then, and it will empower the gravestone's own dark energies. strange beings of supernatural origins have already started to gather around it ever since we were ensnared into the gravestone's world.

the commercial break is going to end soon. i suggest you buy a useful weapon. the world we are going back to is a dangerous place.


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‖ ITEMS [$@$]‖
‖ CANDY APPLE 9 ‖
‖ RARE CANDY 10 ‖
‖ APPLE SPELLBOOK 20 ‖
‖ GHOST CATCHER 20 ‖
‖ HOLY WATER 20 ‖
‖ VOODOO DOLL 20 ‖
‖ STAKE 20 ‖
‖ TENTACLE WAND 20 ‖
‖ WITCH'S BROOM 20 ‖
‖ ??? 100 ‖
========================

༼ ._. ༽ノ[5@$]
you now have 10 [$@$].
62 Name: RMS : 2020-10-26 13:09
>>61
(15 apple dollars)

I'd just like to interject for a moment.
63 Name: RMS : 2020-10-26 13:10
>>62
(20 apple dollars)

What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
64 Name: RMS : 2020-10-26 13:11
>>63
(25 apple dollars)

Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
65 Name: RMS : 2020-10-26 13:12
>>64
(30 apple dollars)

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it.
66 Name: RMS : 2020-10-26 13:12
>>65
(35 apple dollars)

Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
67 Name: RMS : 2020-10-26 13:13
>>66
(40 apple dollars)

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
68 Name: RMS : 2020-10-26 13:13
>>67
(45 apple dollars)

Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
69 Name: RMS : 2020-10-26 13:14
>>68
(50 apple dollars)

The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system.
70 Name: RMS : 2020-10-26 13:16
>>69
(55 apple dollars)

Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux.
71 Name: RMS : 2020-10-26 13:16
>>70
(60 apple dollars)

All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
72 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:17
>>71
(65 apple dollars)

No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'.
73 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:18
>>72
(70 apple dollars)

The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler.
74 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:18
>>73
(75 apple dollars)

Those are fine and inspired products.
75 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:19
>>74
(80 apple dollars)

GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.
76 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:19
>>75
(85 apple dollars)

Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ.
77 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:20
>>78
(90 apple dollars)

One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS -- more on this later).
78 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:21
fuck I replied to the wrong thread

>>77
(95 apple dollars)

He named it 'Linux' with a little help from his friends.
79 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:22
>>78
(100 apple dollars)

Why doesn't he call it GNU/Linux?
80 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:22
>>79
(105 apple dollars)

Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you.
81 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:23
>>80
(110 apple dollars)

You named your stuff, I named my stuff -- including the software I wrote using GCC -- and Linus named his stuff.
82 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:23
>>81
(115 apple dollars)

The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so.
83 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:23
>>82
(120 apple dollars)

Linus has spoken.
84 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:24
>>83
(125 apple dollars)

Accept his authority.
85 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:24
>>84
(130 apple dollars)

To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don't want to be known as a nag, do you?
86 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:25
>>85
(135 apple dollars)

(An operating system) != (a distribution).
87 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:25
>>86
(140 apple dollars)

Linux is an operating system.
88 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:25
>>87
(145 apple dollars)

By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer.
89 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:26
>>88
(150 apple dollars)

That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use.
90 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:26
>>89
(155 apple dollars)

However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs.
91 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:27
>>90
(160 apple dollars)

In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution.
92 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:27
>>91
(165 apple dollars)

Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title 'GNU/Linux' (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF).
93 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:28
>>92
(170 apple dollars)

Go bug the distribution makers on that one.
94 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:28
>>93
(175 apple dollars)

Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware.
95 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:28
>>94
(180 apple dollars)

At least there you have an argument.
96 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:29
>>95
(185 apple dollars)

Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever.
97 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:29
>>96
(190 apple dollars)

Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example.
98 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:29
>>97
(195 apple dollars)

Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem.
99 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:30
>>98
(200 apple dollars)

XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions.
100 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:30
>>99
(205 apple dollars)

More properly, shouldn't the distribution be called XFree86/Linux?
101 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:31
>>100
(210 apple dollars)

Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux?
102 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:31
>>101
(215 apple dollars)

Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted.
103 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:32
>>102
(220 apple dollars)

Yes, I know you've heard this one before.
104 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:32
>>103
(225 apple dollars)

Get used to it.
105 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:32
>>104
(230 apple dollars)

You'll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it.
106 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:33
>>105
(235 apple dollars)

You seem to like the lines-of-code metric.
107 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:33
>>106
(240 apple dollars)

There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution.
108 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:33
>>107
(245 apple dollars)

You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important).
109 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:34
>>108
(250 apple dollars)

However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance.
110 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:34
>>109
(255 apple dollars)

I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn't more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn't perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument.

Last, I'd like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn't be fighting among ourselves over naming other people's software. But what the heck, I'm in a bad mood now. I think I'm feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn't you and everyone refer to GCC as 'the Linux compiler'? Or at least, 'Linux GCC'? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD?

If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this:

Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux' huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don't be a nag.

Thanks for listening.
111 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-26 13:37
>>55
(260 apple dollars)

I'd like to buy 1 candy apple, 1 rare candy, 1 apple spellbook, 1 ghost catcher, 1 bottle of holy water, 1 voodoo doll, 1 stake, 1 tentacle wand, 1 witch's broom and 1 unknown thing
112 Name: (explosion sound) : 2020-10-27 02:15
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113 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-27 02:31
>>61-111
༼ ._. ༽ ...
(checks wallet)

༼ ._. ༽d i would have preferred if your posts were apple-related, but i cannot deny that your work ethic is certainly impressive. i will get your items ready for you.
༼___༽ hmm...
114 Name: ??? : 2020-10-27 02:57
AHHHHH!! I'M SOO CONFUSED! WHAT IS GNU/LINUX!? WHO ARE LINUS AND STALLMAN!? WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE!?
everyone!! let's just talk about apples! i like mcintoshes!


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(musical bell sounds)
115 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-27 11:07
>>114
GNU/Linux is a shit OS that nerds use

Linus Torvalds is a nerd who made that OS

Richard Stallman is a fat hobo who wrote things which Linux uses several hundred years ago and now bitches about how Linux should be called GNU/Linux

i like mcintoshes!
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Mac OS X, is in fact, BSD/OS X, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Mac plus BSD. Mac OS X is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning BSD system made useful by the BSD corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the BSD system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of BSD which is widely used today is often called “OS X”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the BSD system, developed by the BSD Project.

There really is a Mac OS X, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Mac OS X is the UI: the program in the system that creates the pretty graphics. The UI is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Mac OS X is normally used in combination with the BSD operating system: the whole system is basically BSD with Mac OS X added, or BSD/OS X. All the so-called “Mac OS X” versions are really distributions of BSD/OS X.
116 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-27 11:16
anyway can I buy 1 candy apple, 1 rare candy, 1 apple spellbook, 1 ghost catcher, 1 bottle of holy water, 1 voodoo doll, 1 stake, 1 tentacle wand, 1 witch's broom and 1 unknown thing
117 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-27 19:52
>>116

            ∧_∧    
            .(*'ω'*)
        / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄.\   ))
         |) ○ ○ ○ (|
       /″        \
      /________\
 ((    ̄ ∪∪ ∪ ∪ ∪∪  ̄
         /:  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄:\
         /          \
        /    @       \
        /            \
       /    @ @    \
      /    @     \
     /             \
     /      @     \
    /    @    @     \
    /      @    \

      @             @
         
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

༼ . _ . ༽ here are your orders.
(hands you the items)
by the way, the unknown thing you have bought is the fairy.
she is a little loud, as you can see.
but she has an excellent knowledge of pomology as well as the geography and history of the world, so she would make an excellent guide.
118 Name: the commercial break is over! : 2020-10-27 20:32
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) ... and we're back! onto the world of APPLéMON!
(steps outside)

@|\@@
- @@@@
/7 @@@@
/ @@@@@@
\-' @@@@@@@@`-_______________
-@@@@@@@@@ / \
_______/ /_ ______/ |__________-
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) /,__________/ `-.___/,_____________----------_)

APPLéDEX:
#002 FERAL APPLION (LEVEL 50)
UNCOMMON FIRE TYPE
DESCRIPTION:
* the APPLION lives in towns.
* has a tendency to meow, but sometimes speaks english.
* is able to breathe fire.
* its favorite food is candy.
* but it often preys on unlucky trainers if hungry enough.
* and some APPLIONs have rabies.

@@@@@@
@(oo)@
@(Y)@@ says:

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW YOU SHALL NOT PASS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.

( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) someone pls help.
119 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-27 21:13
>>118
JESUS CHRIST IT'S AN APPLION GET IN THE CAR!
120 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-27 22:12
(back in the lab...)
_________
| ( ゚ᴗ ゚ )| smart idea! now what?
_o_ _| ___=___ |_ _o_
/`-'( ) ( ) /`-'\ meow meow meow meow meow
| |-| ___*___ |-| | meow meow meow meow meow
| | | (-+-+-+-) | | | meow meow meow meow meow
| |--\_KAR120C_/--| | meow meow meow meow meow
--- ---
121 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-28 12:19
idk we should probably drive away
122 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-28 18:55
>>121
_________
| ( ゚ᴗ ゚ )| i don't know how to drive.
_o_ _| ___=___ |_ _o_
/`-'( ) ( ) /`-'\ meow meow meow meow meow
| |-| ___*___ |-| | meow meow meow meow meow
| | | (-+-+-+-) | | | meow meow meow meow meow
| |--\_KAR120C_/--| | meow meow meow meow meow
--- ---
༼´༎ຶ෴ ༎ຶ༽ why are you in my car?
123 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-28 19:18
maybe we should give him a candy then
124 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-28 19:28
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) ༼´༎ຶ෴ ༎ຶ༽ (hears a chilling scream off in the distance)

@|\@@
- @@@@ ?
/7 @@@@ SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!
/ @@@@@@
\-' @@@@@@@@`-_______________
-@@@@@@@@@ / \
_______/ /_ ______/ |__________-
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) ? /,__________/ `-.___/,_____________----------_)

@@@@@@
@(oo)@
@(Y)@@ says:

ruh-roh...
125 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-28 19:40
>>123
( ゚ᴗ ゚;) uhh... good thinking!

@|\@@
- @@@@ ?
/7 @@@@ SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!
/ @@@@@@
\-' @@@@@@@@`-_______________
-@@@@@@@@@ / \
_______/ /_ ______/ |__________-
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) @ /,__________/ `-.___/,_____________----------_)
(gives the APPLION 1 RARE CANDY)

@@@@@@
@(oo)@
@(Y)@@ says:

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! YOU SHALL PASS! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
126 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-28 20:04
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) well, i'm outside now. and it looks like i'm in a small town. where should i go?

^ ^ ^ ^FOREST^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
___ ___ ^
/___\ /___\ ^
|/\_| |/\_| ^
YOUR HOUSE GARY'S HOUSE ^
^
SIGNPOST ____ ^
/ \ ^
( ゚ᴗ ゚ ) |____| ^
________ PROFESSOR SAGE'S ^
LAKE | LAB / APPLION ^
| ^
________|^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
127 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-28 20:05
gary's house
128 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-28 20:07
this reminds me of Candy Box. wish I could create something like that, but I'm too fucktarded to program
129 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-31 01:41

/\
!__! O _ __ /LL\ __ _ O
/\__('')__/\ /L\ \'._(oo) _ /LLLL\ _ (OO)_.'/ /L\
/ _ _ \ /LLL\ `. (_.'/ /LLLLLL\ \'._) .' /LLL\
\/ \/\ /\/ \/ /LLLLL_.' _.'-..' |.--.| '..-'._ `'._LLLLL\
mm |.-.'__.'____________||__||____________'. __'.-.|
\_ '\/` \_ ||_||\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\||_||
,__/ /` ,\_ /' [_____]\_\_\/\_\_\_\_\_\/\_\_\_\_\_\/\_\_\_\[_____]
\\/---./ \\ /LLLLL\\_\_//\\\_\_\_\_//\\\_\_\_\_//\\_\_\_/LLLLL\
.'\\, // '. \\ /LLLLLLL\==//__\\======//oo\\======//__\\===/LLLLLLL\
/ \\// \ \/LLLLLLLLL\__|__|________|__|________|__|__ /LLLLLLLLL\
: \#\ _ :[___________]_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_[___________]
' _//\ (_// '\| _ |_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_| _ |
\ \ ( \ \/ / )| .'|'.[__].=============================.[__].'|'. |
'. \ \) ).' / | |-OO| || | _________ | || |-+-| |
`-\/#(` / /| |_|_| || | _ [_________] _ | || |_|_| |
__\ ,\ / / | || | .'_'. |__ _| .'_'. | || |
(OO.-----.% | _ || | | | |_ (oo)_.'/| | | | | || _ |
%%|R.I.P|%%| .'|'. || | |-+-|\'._) .' | |-+-| | || .'|'. |
%%%|_____|%%| |-+-| || | |_|_| '..-'._ `'._ |_|_| | || |OO-| |
~^"^~[_________]| |_|_| || | [_____] | '.__.'[_____] | || |_|_| |
''"^"^"~~^"`| || | | | | || |
(¬_¬") | /\ || lc_________|_______|__________| || | _
|_) )_ ||/ (´⊙Д⊙`) !! (×ω×)<-- GARY \|| _ | ))
.-~^"^-__ .' """ '._||_____________________@___________||______)\.'""'.
/ /\ /\ \__]XXXXXXXXXX[_________]XXXXXXXXXX[__]~"^.'""'.__.'
| /_\ |~"^~"^~"^~[_____________]~^"~_________ '.__.'~^"^
| _______ | /GARY'S / -"~"-
\ \W W W/ / ( ゚ᴗ ゚ )[_] _- /__HOUSE_/
'.\M M/.' __-- / /
'~"^"~"^~'. / / ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎
_-"^~"^"- __-- _-^~"^"~^-_


total: 81
( ゚_ ゚ )[_] jeepers creepers! what's going on here?
( ゚_ ゚ )[_] i'm not sure what to do...
130 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-31 04:04
>>128
@@@@@
@(°〇°)@ you're wrong!! anybody can program!! https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=_uQrJ0TkZlc
131 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-31 13:34
>>129
who are all those people

(´⊙Д⊙`)
(¬_¬")
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎
132 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-31 13:48
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beneath_Apple_Manor
133 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-31 18:16
I don't have a D6, but I do have a D20. I rolled it and I got a... 4
134 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-10 05:02
gib me apples

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