that... was seriously awesome! i never thought i would have gotten btfo this way. so congratulations, you have won teh interwebz!>>15
have you heard of the economic concept of sunk costs? if your reading of bluebeard isn't going well, and you're already a quarter of the way through the book, then you should just drop it, as it is unlikely that you will derive anymore enjoyment from it.
so my recommendation is to read something more enjoyable. you only have so much time in this world, after all...